What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What, when building a house, are the necessary wires (beside 120v) to future proof my house, Cat6, Coax, low voltage, and alarm wires?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

Is it possible to make cars that run on water instead of gasoline or other fossil fuels? Why haven't we done so yet?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Do older men realize that younger women usually do not prefer them?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Man with the Golden Gun

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

From Russia With Love

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do men suck dick? Me, I can't get enough

-J W Pepper

Live and Let Die

Goldfinger

Why do people immediately disregard subjects such as flat earth, without opening their minds/taking time to research?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

Why are Christians quick to say that there are a lot the gay Christians that exist NOW and use that to pretend that Christianity is just loving to gays when the last 40 years of my life they been horrible?

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Moonraker

Are democrats inherently stupid or just lazy? They can Google " Ohio is investigating reports by residents that migrants are eating the local wildlife " why can't they seem to do the most simple things? Blind, ignorant, stupid or obtuse?

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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